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Best use of the knee
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Justin Smith
“Walking is overrated”
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Most Injured
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Neil “Steve” O’Toole
Spent a total of 49 weeks injured during the last 12 months
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Best Ball of the Year
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Neil “Steve” O’Toole
13th ball of his 1st over – simply unplayable!
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Worst Ball of the Year
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Neil “Steve” O’Toole
1st, 2nd and 17th balls of his 1st over – simply unbearable!
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Pokémon hunter of the year
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Jointly awarded to Andy Thrussell & Charlie Lee
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Tightest trousers
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Harry Graves
Even with new kit, still managed to underestimate his own size
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Tightest shirt
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Karl Baker
Didn’t even know they did Action Man cricket outfit but apparently they do!
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Grey’est Kit
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Andy Thrussell
Watching Andy is like watching cricket in 1962 on a B&W portable TV.
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Most reward points at Tyler’s Sportswear
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Harry Graves
Racked up a total spend this year of £47,750
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Nightmare Performance of the Year
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Dominic Bannon
Bowling and Fielding Performance against Farnham Harlequins CC was simply ridiculous!
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Worst “I’m Not Walking” of the Year
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Jack Timms
22nd May vs Allenbury's & County Hall CC.
All 9 fielders, wicketkeeper, bowler, non-strike batsmen, square leg umpire and a I guy walking his dog round the outfield, all heard and saw this one. Umpire Micky Walker and batsman JT were both unmoved!
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Tantrum of the Year
(Awarded in 3 categories)
Umpire barracking:
Captain abuse:
Most swearing at his father:
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Liam Smith
Liam Smith
Liam Smith
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Worst Throw of the Year
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Harry Graves
Managed to hit square leg when firing one in from Cow Corner
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Beard of the Year
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“Hagrid”
Andy Thrussell’s chin decoration
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Worst Beard
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Andy Thrussell
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Longest Innings for Least Runs
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Mark Guy
Batted 45 overs for 1 run (or seemed like it!)
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Helmet Throw of the Year
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RJ Gray
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Most Absent Captain of the Year
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RJ Gray
Couldn’t remember his name but looked it up on the website
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Most dives when batting
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Phil Underdown
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Longest distance covered in one game
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Justin “Long off to Long off” Smith
GPS tracking showed he covered 122km
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Worst Running between the wickets
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Ian “One Run” Ruskin
It is either a four, a six or a slow single!
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Umpire of the Year
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Derek Karl Baker
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Square Leg Umpire of the Year
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Derek Harry Graves
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Best Retirement Speech of the Year
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Harry Graves’ Bat
A bat so heavy that Thor could not lift it, has now decided to call it a day (or until Harry becomes World Strongest Man)
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2nd Best Retirement Speech of the Year
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Micky Walker
Not a dry eye in the dressing room
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Non Playing Supporter of the Year
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Sharon Machell RJ Gray
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Worst Excuse for Not Playing
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Jointly awarded to
Alex Mearns – Wedding
Alex Mearns – Babysitting someone else’s kid
Alex Mearns – Friends staying for the weekend
Alex Mearns – Another Wedding
Alex Mearns – His missus said he wasn’t allowed
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Most uses of a single term, phrase or name in one day
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Brian Ruskin
Was observed saying “John Luck” 367 times during a 2 hour post-match evening drink
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Sunday Captain of the Year
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Jack Smith
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Saturday Captain of the Year
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Not Awarded this Year
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Champagne Moment
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Mark Guy
Smashing a six over deep mid-wicket, first ball, batting 11
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