"Gutter", "Gutbuster" or "Superfly" are just some
of the names he goes by (three of which are apt). This boy has more names than
his little mobility scooter has top speed. To say his sense of humour is a
bit dry is like saying Oscar Pistorius overreacted a touch!
Mark is a fantastically accurate bowler who regularly sees a 10 over spell go
for not very much. His wicket count would be helped greatly if any of his team
mates could actually catch. However, the look of disdain and utter hatred you
get as the ball spills out of your grasp and hits the grass is worth every
moment. The problem is that the G-man is so agile and cat-like in the field that
no-one else can reach his exacting standards.
Mark is a fantastic team mate and a joy to be around. Especially for the
younger players who are learning the art of the sarcastic one liner!