Alex is Australian, however as we have a Northerner in the side, he pretty much
gets away with it. A demon left arm fast bowler and extremely good batsman mean
Alex has fitted perfectly into a team that had neither.
As he is Australian (basically an ex criminal) we get a subsidy from the
government for getting him off the streets and away from temptation. This has
meant we can install extra CCTV in the pavilion to keep an eye on him.
Bengeo welcomes Alex as this year’s overseas player. Just make sure he doesn't
enter the changing rooms unsupervised.